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Joke of the Day
"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"
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"What instrument does God play? He plays the cello. As it says in scripture: ""Our God is a cellist God."""
"They should just report when there WASN'T a shooting in Florida at this point"
"Please pray for me: I recently found out that nobody's praying for me"
"What do you get when you cross a republican house with a democratic senate?"
"Me: You've dimmed the lights already, aren't we forward? * smiles suggestively * Optometrist: Just read the letters on the screen."
"What do you call a night watchman with deep-set self-esteem issues? An insecurity guard "
"What do you call a middle eastern man with a bounty on his head? A towel head."
"I save an average of $5 per tank of gas by filling up at Costco. I'll have enough saved to buy a house in about 1,200 years."
"[Dark humor] What do you call a not-hungry ethiopian? Dead."