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Joke of the Day

"Which country has the highest number of foolish people? Hungary. Stay Hungary, Stay Foolish"

"Whats the difference between a prostitute with diarrhea and an epileptic corn-husker? The epileptic corn-husker shucks between fits."

"Maybe if we start smacking people when they say something stupid, evolution will eventually create a delay between thinking and speaking."

"They say that if you are bad in this life, you re-encarnate into a 'Nickelback' song in the next one."

"""Because it would be hilarious,"" is probably not a good reason to elect someone to be president."

"I always get a ""Yes"" from women, but it's usually followed by ""That's him, officer."""

"What musical instrument do people with STDs play? The herpsichord."

"If you were on a bus full of queers, Would you stay on or get off? My physics teacher told me that one."

"I'm so broke.. .. that when my Identiy was stolen today and LifeLock called me and said I now have no money in my bank account. I was like, ""Sweet! I'm no longer in debt"""

"What is long, hard, and full of seamen? A submarine."