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Joke of the Day

"Nothing says 'almost caught masturbating' like having your mum walking in on you looking at the Google homepage."

"I want a coffee so rich and bold it has a cabin in the woods where it hunts humans for sport."

"jail phone hey what do you call a phone in jail? a CELLphone :D"

"It turns out no one likes ""the real me"" and they have asked the priest to reverse my exorcism."

"My 11 year old made this up. Why did the pirate need a hooker? Because he lost his hand."

"This lady just said she's naming her baby Nevaeh b/c its Heaven spelled backwards. I said, just name her what she's going to end up being. Tulsa."

"""For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.."" - Newton's Law ""Shredded cabbage and carrot make a great salad."" - Cole's Law"

"Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16"

"What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre"

"My favorite part of Zumba is mortgaging my house to pay the chiropractor."