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Joke of the Day

"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."

"Where do sad Ukrainians go? Crimea River."

"Strange that the chimney tends to survive a house fire. as a cold reminder of where the fire should have been. -Jimeoin"

"Remember that you are unique. Just like everyone else"

"Biology Joke When a plant is sad, what do other plants do? Photosympathize"

"Me: ""...american cheese, toasted."" Her: ""What kind of cheese?"" Me: ""American..."" Her: ""Want it toasted?"" Me: ""I'll just make it myself."""

"My neighbor started mowing his yard at 6am so I opened all my windows and vacuumed because I don't understand how revenge works."

"The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us..."

"The wifi going down on me is the most action I'm going to get tonight."