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Joke of the Day

"What should you do if you see an epileptic having a seizure in a bathtub? Throw in a load of laundry, and soap"

"Hey Europe you look a great. Have you lost a few pounds?"

"This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is I charged you L950 for the computer but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!"

"Why do Italians wear gold chains? So they know where to stop shaving."

"Photons have mass? I didn't even know they were Catholic."

"How do you catch a Pokemon? Dig a hole and put Ash Ketchum in it. Then when a Pokemon comes by, run up and kick it in the Ash-hole."

"What do you call a dream about soda? a fanta sea"

"Seasonal Star Wars joke > **Darth Vader**: Luke, I know what you're getting for Christmas. > **Luke**: How? > **Darth Vader**: I felt your presents. EDIT: Formatting"

"""You're mother."" (thing to say to your mother)."

"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."