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Joke of the Day

"Yo mama so fat... She takes up more mass than her thin friend."

"An Irish man walks out of a bar... Not likely, but weirder things have happened."

"What do you call lesbians doing karate? dikewondo"

"Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke? Because he is the one who knocks."

"chasing tornados is fun until you catch one."

"What do you do when your dishwasher stops working? Beat it until she starts again."

"Me: *tied up* Guy: *hits my kneecap* M: I'm not a rat! G: Bring in her sworn enemy! G2: *tosses Rubik's Cube at me* M: Oh god no! I'll talk!"

"This is a better joke than feminism. Just kidding, there's no better joke than feminism."

"request for a new client, your honor, i think this one's guilty"

"One man's girlfriend is another man's Twitter password."