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Joke of the Day

"This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is I charged you L950 for the computer but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!"

"What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson falling down the stairs."

"United States once again votes for a minority President! Donald J Trump is believed to be the first orange President to be elected in the history of the United States."

"A New Word For Your Vocabulary Electile Dysfunction : the inability to become aroused over any of the choices for President put forth by either party in the 2012 election year."

"What do you get when you cross human DNA and goat DNA? Thrown out of the petting zoo"

"Dr. King Schultz wins the Oscar.. The white man profiting yet again at the expense of the black man."

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire"

"Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?"

"You either die a Chris Farley or live long enough to see yourself become an Adam Sandler."

"Why was Obama nervous when eating a T-bone aboard Air Force One? Because the steaks had never been higher."