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Joke of the Day

"This computer you charged me L950 for doesn't work....and you said it would be trouble free. It is I charged you L950 for the computer but you're getting all that trouble absolutely free!"

"A friend of mine recently asked me what ballerina's wear... But I just couldn't put tu and tu together."

"What is the difference between God and my love life? Some people think God is real."

"The other day I tweeted about a married black woman hitting on me #blackwivesflatter"

"Me and my ex-girlfriend just weren't meant to be together, she was a Capricorn... and I don't believe in bullshit"

"I caught my son jerking off a wolf, so to teach him a lesson I made him stroke the whole pack."

"Why don't you see elephants hiding in trees? They're really good at it."

"I feel like trying new things in bed. Like getting up for instance."

"What would twitch.tv's mafia be called? El Kappa"

"""Dad, why is my sister called Paris?"" ""Because we conceived her in Paris."" ""Ahh, thanks Dad! "" ""You're welcome, Backseat."""