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Joke of the Day
"Still disappointed that the only hard thing in my bed lately has been my mattress."
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"A three legged dog walked into a bar and said ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""
"it's been 12 years since Shrek came out, I still can't get over the fact that Donkey had sex with a dragon.."
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
"So today I found out why clickbait is so effective"
"Romeo and Juliet is a story about two teenagers who save themselves a lot of trouble by avoiding marriage"
"I was playing with my new toaster in the bathtub today when I read the warning label and it said not to. I was shocked."
"""I'm old."" -everyone over the age of 18"
"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."
"If a stranger catches you taking their photo, let them know it's okay by softly saying, ""Don't worry, this is just for me"""