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Joke of the Day
"Dyslexic florists say ""Weddings are for pansies."""
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"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."
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"What does the first lady say after bad sex? Thanks Obama."
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"What do you call a deer without an eye? No idear."
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