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Joke of the Day
"My mother-in-law was diagnosed with cancer... finally."
Next Joke
"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"
"A muslim guy greeted his friend on an airplane. They were both detained. His friend named Jack."
"Someone should make a movie where something unusual appears, and the scientists want to study it and the military wants to shoot it."
"Why did Hitler called it ethnic cleansing? He showered them."
"Selfies? In my day we stared in a mirror and then felt ashamed."
"A tall guy in movie theater just sat in front of me and he's on a date so he's going to have good posture the whole time this sucks"
"I've had a really bad day. First, my wife got ran over by a bus. Then, I lost my job as a bus driver."
"So sad America ranks 25th in the world in math. But at least we're still in the top 10."
"Engineers What is the difference between mechanical engineers and civil engineers? Mechanical engineers build weapons. Civil engineers build targets."