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Joke of the Day
"""I'm old."" -everyone over the age of 18"
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"What time does Sean Connery leave to go to Wimbledon? Tennish."
"You can always tell a guy masturbates a lot, by his hands. If you look closely, you'll see a wedding ring."
"What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two and now it's too offensive to talk about."
"Did you hear about the Indian who drank too much tea? They found him drowned in his teepee."
"Did I ever tell you about the guy who had a visectamy? He said it didn't work, all it did was change the color of his kids."
"What's the one thing that's worse than putting the punchline in the title?"
"What do you call a sterile fruit? A cantaloupe."
"What does Santa call it when Mrs. Claus gives him road head? Getting sleighed."
"i once heard that in the old days, you received a last name based on your profession. if so, what the hell was John Hancock's career?"