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Joke of the Day

"A three legged dog walked into a bar and said ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."""

"Group of 12 year old girls: We're scared of boys. Me: OMG, me tooooooo!"

"What is Kim Kardashian's favorite sex position? On camera. Credit to this week's episode of *The Soup*."

"What is green, fuzzy, and can kill you if it falls out of a tree A pool table"

"I'm not saying she's a slut, but if she had as many dicks sticking out of her as she did in her, She'd be a porcupine!"

"I got pulled over today for going 112 mph in a 55 mph zone. The police officer said ""I've been waiting for someone like you all day."" I promptly replied ""Well I got here as fast as I could!"""

"Anyone who believes in telekinesis... ...raise my hand"

"[META] Can we have S,M,L flairs on joke posts to indicate length? Sort of similar to /r/tifu"

"Fight fire with water. Idiots."

"When I go shopping I like to buy condoms and cat food at the same time just to confuse the cashier"