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Joke of the Day
"Everything's gonna be ok ma'am, I've got a degree from an online college."
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"Dear math, I dont wanna help you find your ""x"" she left you, move on"
"Did you here Whitey Bulger was put in solitary confinement because he was caught masterbating in his cell? It was a sticky situation."
"i just found a web site where you can see women with no clothes on not even underwear! brb!"
"What's an algebra teachers favorite animal? A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28"
"me: it smells like updog in here me: what's updog me: not much dog what's up with you lmao me: lol therapist: I see"
"Cello Green has T-Rex arms."
"I spent an hour explaining how WiFi works to my dad and my dog. The dog gets it."
"My gran once had a bad stroke, so i screamed ""its not fucking good enough"" and pushed her into the bunker"
"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."