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Joke of the Day

"What's an algebra teachers favorite animal? A grr-affe http://metalinjection.junipconcepts.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/Giraffe-Tongue-Orchestra.jpg?1fed28"

"My friends keep telling me I'm too indecisive And I'm not sure how I feel about it."

"What do you call it when someone makes a slam-dunk wearing shiny handcuffs? Boom-shackle-lacquer!"

"Pink Panther's to do list: to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to do, to dooooo!"

"What do you call a fake Apple product? An i-phony"

"The panic begins with the first one to say Calm down!'"

"Hey baby, have you got a time machine? Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one"

"Your Mama is so fat... that while on her period she sat in the nile and Pharaoh called her ""Moses!"""

"Say 'beer can' in a British accent. I just taught you to say 'bacon' in a Jamaican accent."

"I've always wanted to know how long ""forever"" was... and by looking at some people's relationships, it's around 2 to 4 weeks."