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Joke of the Day

"They say one in every four men is gay, so there must be one in my group of friends. I hope it's Michael - he's super cute."

"What do you call a fat North Korean? Supreme Leader."

"Women love shy guys with some sensitive sensibilities. They also love confidence and assertiveness. So, have multiple personality disorder."

"Remember when you were young and you used to blow bubbles? Well I heard he's out of prison and he's been looking for you..."

"The Beatles drummer, Ringo Starr, has passed away... ...the band is now known as ""The Beatless""."

"Bill Clinton jokes never get old What does Bill Clinton say to Hillary after sex? ""I'll be home in 20 minutes."""

"A recent survey in the UK asked the following question: Are there too many foreigners in this country now? 18% answered: **YES** 82% answered ** **"

"Ladies I'll drive you crazy with my tongue *Never shuts the hell up*"

"Why is jumping from great heights the most influential way to die? Because you make an impact"

"You wanna hear a joke about Ebola? You probably won't get it."