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Joke of the Day

"REQUEST: any Greg Giraldo jokes or is it still too soon? I think the world is ready. Shoot!"

"My Culture Brings all the Terrorists to the Yard... and there like Allah Akhbar, Damn right put a bomb in your car i'd preach you but i have to Hajj"

"What begins with a "" C"" ends with a ""T"" has a ""U and a ""N"" in it, is hairy on the outside and wet in the middle. A coconut."

"What kind of car does Jesus drive? A Christler. Oh no. Wait.. He drove a Honda. But he didn't like talking about it. John 12:49 : > For I did not speak of my own Accord."

"""Give it to me!"" she yelled. ""I'm so fucking wet!, give it to me now!"" She can scream all she wants... I'm not giving her my umbrella."

"What do you call an Egyption's butt muscle? A sphinxster"

"what do you call a contortionist from the Philippines? A Manila folder."

"People always get disgusted when I say I slept with my teacher... I think it's because I was home schooled."

"I'm so out of shape, Internet Explorer could probably run faster than me."

"An Australian man walked in on his girlfriend getting changed and she said ""Have you heard of knocking?"" He said ""It doesn't ring a bell"""