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Joke of the Day

"My Culture Brings all the Terrorists to the Yard... and there like Allah Akhbar, Damn right put a bomb in your car i'd preach you but i have to Hajj"

"I once accidentally broke up with a girl on a broken-down train, when I said ""I don't think this is going anywhere."""

"""Nothing is certain, except death and taxis."" Don't you mean ""ta-- *gets run over by a cab*"

"Q: How did Bill Clinton get a crick in his neck? A: Trying to save both faces."

"I bought shoes from a second hand shop. They must've belonged to a junkie though because I've been tripping all day."

"Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum."

"I was gonna tell a gay joke... butt fuck it."

"Twelve years ago today, my brother gave me one of his kidneys. I still can't believe that he did it. I wasn't even sick."

"Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful."

"Why is it never hot in churches? Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now...."