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Joke of the Day
"Why do lambs go to casinos? They love to gambol."
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"What is the difference between the hot girl at work and the one at home? You can assign tasks to the first kind!"
"Do you know what the difference is between patronising and condescending? Condescending is where you talk down to someone. Don't you worry your pretty little head about it though."
"Give a man a fish and he'll be like, ""Dude I'm allergic to fish."" TEACH a man to fish and he'll be like, ""THTOP I THAID IM ALLERGIC TO FITH"""
"Let's turn this Pizza Hut into a pizza home."
"Great gift for Trump supporters: Place a bar of soap in their Christmas stocking and beat them with it after they fall asleep"
"Did you hear about the christian rapper who went missing? He never did turn up."
"While in Prague I drove by the maximum security prison. It made me feel uneasy... I never like passing bad Czechs."
"I gauge a person's wealth by the level of protection on their iPhone. No case, huge salary."
"Why couldn't the bicycle stand on its own? It was two-tired"