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Joke of the Day

"People always get disgusted when I say I slept with my teacher... I think it's because I was home schooled."

"The Prophylactic Why did the prophylactic fly across the room? It was peed off."

"Did you hear about the jihadist birthday party? It was a blast."

"I listen to trump rallies before I go to bed They're all white noise."

"Why did Bill Clinton cross the road? Because his dick was stuck in the chicken."

"Retweet if you're naughty! Star if you love Jesus! Reply if you'd like to meet him!"

"i failed a piss test at work you guys. Yeah, I made a poop instead! Hahahaha"

"What is worse than being kidnapped by the Talibans? Being rescued by the Americans"

"I'll think of a good herb joke... When I have some thyme"

"If towels could tell jokes... They would have a dry sense of humor."