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Joke of the Day
"Why do teenage girls hang out in odd numbers? Because they can't even."
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"Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?"
"The pirate was pretty tired... He YARwned."
"I'm not transphobic, I used to play with toy locomotives all the time!"
"What did the other vegetables in the garden say when a rumor was going around that two vegetables might start dating? ""I heard it through the grapevine."""
"What's the difference between a black man and a bike? The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it."
"December 26th is the sad day where I have to take the Christmas tree behind the garage and shoot it"
"Some chump in an orange apron in B&Q just asked me if I wanted decking... Fortunately I got the first punch in."
"What's the fastest land animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken"
"Some old people are driving vehicles right now and don't even know it."