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Joke of the Day
"Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where Michael Cera plays a socially awkward teenager?"
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"What do you call a farting fatass? Gas giant."
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"Who do you call when your x wing is stolen The poelice"
"Donald Trump was really bragging about how big his penis was last night. Obama doesn't believe him. He's now calling for the release of his Girth Certificate."
"The Classiest Knock Knock Joke in existance Knock Knock who's there? the the who? YYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH"
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"A bad cheese joke. How did I boast to the cheese I made myself? ""Gruyere."""
"My yard is full of bear traps cos I'm a bit weird about sharing milkshake."