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Joke of the Day

"I'm not transphobic, I used to play with toy locomotives all the time!"

"A good way to make a car dealer uncomfortable is to say, ""Tell me if you can hear this,"" and then get in the trunk and start screaming."

"Chuck Norris was the orginal sculptor of Mount Rushmore. He completed the entire project using only a bottle opener and a drywall trowel."

"Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work."

"Joke It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets."

"When cannibals ate missionary When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion."

"Yo mama is so fat that if she confronted a boggart it would morph into a treadmill."

"If a female fighter pilot shoots down a lot of enemy airplanes, she might plausibly be called a heroine. But if she shoots up a lot of heroin, she will probably not be called an enemy airplane."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Blair ! Blair who ? Blair play !"

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Belinda ! Belinda who ? Belinda church steeple !"