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Joke of the Day
"What did they call taxi drivers in Nazi Germany? Ubermensch."
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"DR DOG: Please remove your shoes & step on the scale PATIENT: Ok DR DOG: I'll be right back *carries the shoes out of the room in his mouth*"
"What do you call a female chicken that goes ""cock-a-doodle-doo""? A lesbi-hen"
"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."
"What happens when you play the drums incorrectly? You get repercussions"
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME-TRAVEL JOKES! when do we want them? RIGH"
"Consent... The only way to stop rape 100% of the time!"
"What do you call an unfriendly American from the 60's? An anti-socialist"
"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the kings and all the kings men..   had scrambled eggs for breakfast again."
"A scientist and an engineer walk into a bar... The scientist says ""I'll have some H2O."" The engineer says ""I'll have H2O, too."" The engineer dies."