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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female chicken that goes ""cock-a-doodle-doo""? A lesbi-hen"
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"Why do they bury lawyers 20 feet deep? Because deep down, they're good people. Thanks Saul."
"I'm not racist because racism is a crime... And crimes are for black people."
"whats the worst part about cooking vegetables? putting the wheelchair into the oven."
"The lottery gives you a 1 in 200 million chance you won't go to work tomorrow. Alcohol gives you 1 in 5. You play your game; I'll play mine."
"What do you call a black person from Niger? A Nigerian, you racist"
"The new Samsung phone shares every picture you take with all your friends as soon as you take it. Good idea. What could possibly go wrong?"
"""and god said LET THERE BE BUTTS and there were butts nice warm jiggly butts everywhere on every human"" - me 2:16"
"what happens if you cross breed spiderman and Catwoman? I don't know..can you guys tell me?"
"Boss:my office, now! Me:*to myself* dont be about Twitter dont be about Twitter B:we've had a sexual harassment complaint M:Oh thank God!"