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Joke of the Day

"Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty Dumpty had a big fall. All the kings and all the kings men.. &nbsp; had scrambled eggs for breakfast again."

"Why is it so hard to give up fizzy drinks? That shits like liquid Coke!"

"Very tired of the NSA reading my tweets and not retweeting them."

"What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date? He got shot down."

"Patron: Waiter why is there a spider in my glass? Waiter: It scares away the flies."

"I never knew my mechanic was a psychic until he loudly announced that I had blown a tranny in my car."

"Who's the most unpopular person at the Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch football match? The person who shouted ""Give me an L!"""

"What's the best part of growing up in Compton? No bad dad jokes."

"Why did Hitler struggle to eat his Chinese food? Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf."

"Singin' in the Rain is a beloved Oscar-winning classic, but singin' on the train will get you harsh stares and a six seater all to yourself."