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Joke of the Day
"Nice try, St. Patrick's Day, but I don't need a reason to drink."
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"What do girls always wear to math class? Alge-Bras!!"
"What's the big deal? Gay people could always get married. Just not to each other."
"What floats like a butterfly and stings like a bee? Nothing."
"Why does West Virginia have so many unsolved murders? There are no dental records and all the DNA is the same."
"ME: did it hurt GIRL AT BAR: did wat hurt ME: when ur hopes of having a nice uninterupted night out got crushed bc i started talking to u"
"We're pretty competitive My brother and I sometimes laugh on how competitive we can be, but I laugh more!"
"The Never Ending Story should've been a movie about a phone call from my Mother"
"i don't always add and multiply, just sum times"
"I just saw a video of a snake that learned to open doors. I probably don't need to sleep anymore anyway."