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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a Caucasian and an asian? The cauc."

"""Yes, I remember you saying"" - Translation: Please stop saying that"

"My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time."

"So I went to my first gym today Brock was pretty hard."

"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."

"I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer... I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day."

"For $60, this printer ink had better be hand squeezed out of endangered squids."

"*sits gf down* i am about to ask you a big question. if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd"

"I just gave a bus full of teenagers the finger before they had a chance to give it to me."

"You sneak into my room, unnoticed you gently touch one bit of my naked body after the other until you find the most desirable place, then you start sucking. Stupid mosquitoes!"