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Joke of the Day

"*sits gf down* i am about to ask you a big question. if you dont know the answer then thats ok... *clears throat* where is the space jam dvd"

"Crabs always look like they're walking themselves out of an awkward situation ...."

"Here is a funny joke by George Lopez ."

"Where do footballers dance? At a football!"

"[at doctor] can u cough for me please? *coughs* again please *coughs* i see i see. i'm afraid you have a cough"

"A man walks into a bar ... A man walks into a bar, a man walks into a bar, a man walks into a bar, but enough about me ..."

"""I have something I'd like to get off my chest"" is what I would say if I had a third nipple."

"I wrote ""except zombies"" on my welcome mat so I know I'll be safe during a zombie apocalypse."

"Google: We know people like jacks, so on our new Pixel phone... We jacked up the price."

"Your turtle puns tortoise family apart"