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Joke of the Day
"I just gave a bus full of teenagers the finger before they had a chance to give it to me."
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"A recently fired stock trader said: ""This is worse than a divorce, I have lost everything and I still have my wife!"" "
"What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer? A really good watch."
"The Titanic was a German philosopher... It got famous for sinking."
"I like the show on fox news where there are 4 conservative idiots yelling at one liberal idiot."
"The C in Closed is open... but the O in Open is closed"
"The only kind of meat a priest can eat on a Friday..... is nun."
"Obviously you don't think you're ignorant! That's the meaning of ignorance!"
"Why are Muslims so good at driving at night? Because that's when they brake fast."