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Joke of the Day

"What do The Sixth Sense and Titanic have in common? Icy Dead People."

"The other day I was wondering, why does a frisbee appear larger the closer it gets? And then it hit me."

"My physics professor gave us a really difficult exam question about a ball with a changing rate of acceleration. It was a jerk move."

"Sorry I conned your kid out of their Chuck E Cheese tickets. Maybe try not raising a sucker. Now excuse me, I have a sweet toy to play with."

"What is the best place for politicians? Election posters. There they are portable, silent and easy to remove."

"HOLLYWOOD They wanted me for the lead role in Twelve Years a slave but id only been married for 10"

"No need to drive me crazy. I can walk from here."

"Remembering idioms is easy It's not rocket fuel"

"Us New Yorkers try to stick to the four main food groups; pizza, pizza bagels, pizza pies, and cheesecake."

"The doctor says I cut my sentences short."