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Joke of the Day
"My white girl power is ability to never putting more than $20 worth of gas in at a time."
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"Lmao ""bikes"". Basically a shitty motorcycle that you propel with your own legs. What is this, the flintstones?"
"What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ? Being normal."
"A punk walked into a barber's shop and sat in an empty chair. ""Haircut sir?"" asked the barber. ""No just change the oil please!"""
"Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste **funny**."
"A group of protesters gather outside a physics lab ""What do we want?"" ""Time travel"" ""When do we want it?"" ""Irrelevant"""
"Why does Bill Cosby carry around a nutcracker everywhere he goes? So he can bust a nut without having to rape anybody."
"Is your name Jingle Bells, cause you look like you go all the way"
"sometimes i cry when i chop vegetables other than onions, just so the onions don't think they're ugly or something"
"My friends keep telling me I'm in the closet. I just tell them it's Narnia business."