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Joke of the Day
"what do you tell a girl with two black eyes...? nothing, you already told her twice"
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"I like sleeping with amish women that way i don't have to call the next day"
"What's the real reason why SJWs hate guns? They don't come with trigger warnings."
"A vegan, an atheist, and a Crossfitter all walk into a bar. I should know, they all told me."
"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."
"A movie theater near me closed down they didn't meet projections"
"Over the weekend, the new ""Godzilla"" movie came out. I don't know how Godzilla doesn't hurt himself. I once had to go to the emergency room after stepping on a Lego piece."
"How much does it cost to kill a Jew? It holocausts one."
"mythical anciemt turtel that canot die has been found in the galapagos. ""dont worry"" says one scientist ""we wil find a way to kill it"""
"It is impolite to cry in front of the whole library about your WebMD self-diagnosis of terminally sprained sciatica pneumonia AIDS."