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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."

"*walks up to cute teller at bank* Me: you wanna grab lunch some time? T: sir, I've seen your balance. M: yea, I was hoping you'd buy."

"What do Dwarfs and Midgets have in common? very little"

"Whats the last thing you give a tickle me elmo before it leaves the factory? Two test-tickles."

"These ramen noodles taste like payday is next Friday."

"Watched a documentary about retina surgery the other day.. It was eye-opening."

"Give a man a fish, he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish... and he'll be fined for fishing without a license."

"Why did butcher and doctor both have go to same bar? meat cleaver or outside they both drink bar alcohol. Then doctor said ""what about the other guy"" (Other guy is guy who is meat)"

"You think you got problems I just mixed a box of regular spaghetti with a box of thin spaghetti Supper is ruined I tell you"

"I buy all my guns from a guy named T-Rex. he is a small arms dealer."