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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle? Attire."

"A couple in the bed. ""Let's do it, goodbye Virginity!"" ""I'm not sure, what if I get pregnant?"" ""You won't, I'm sure"" ""Promise me you won't, John"" ""I promise, Chris"""

"What did the doctor say to the midget in his waiting room? You're just gonna have to be a little patient."

"What's the best joke you've ever come up with? Here's mine. >What's Pee-wee Herman's favorite dinner? >Stroganoff."

"I'm addicted to algebra I can't **function** without it!"

"I told my audiophile friends I listen to MP3's I got some .flac for that."

"My cat and I have lots in common like how we both cry when we're hungry and both put our ass in the air when it's being rubbed."

"Discretion is being able to raise your eyebrow instead of your voice."

"-Trump's top agenda for his first 100 days in office : make everyone use ""bigly"" in conversations so he doesn't look like a fool for being the only one who uses this word ."

"Yes, I do have a stalker. They call me every day, will occasionally buy me underwear, and know more about me than I do. I call her ""Mom."""