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Joke of the Day

"Reddit is the ultimate safe space for the most oppressed human that ever lived... ...The white middle-class American male."

"White Anglo-Saxon Protestant's (WASP's) Why did God create W.A.S.P's? Someone has to pay full retail..."

"What did the porn star wear to court? Birthday suit"

"Why Snoop Dogg can't eat a hotdog... Because he drops it like it's hot!"

"People who eat hotdogs from a gas station, you know there's faster ways to commit suicide?"

"So I visited www.optrex.co.uk... That was a site for sore eyes."

"Those ""You Are Here"" maps at bus stops are very simple in Detroit. They all just say ""Fucked."""

"/r/jokes also went private, but not the whole thing Just jokes!"

"My girlfriend... I told me friend that I found a girlfriend. They laughed at me and told me she was imaginary. Now the joke is on them, turns out that they are also imaginary."

"Pendanticness test Look in the comment section for your results."