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Joke of the Day

"It is impolite to cry in front of the whole library about your WebMD self-diagnosis of terminally sprained sciatica pneumonia AIDS."

"What do you call a fat computer? A Dell. -- Credit where credits due. Got this off of some dude's donation on Summ1t's twitch stream:P"

"Chuck Norris is his own line at the DMV."

"What do you call two couches that are in love with each other? Homosectionals."

"Why can't Helen Keller use an iPhone? Because she's dead."

"I bought a new black router today... I think I'm gonna name it Martin Router King"

"How does Donald Trump get the dishwasher going? He pushes Melania out of bed."

"Time Machine I bought a second hand time machine next Tuesday. They don't make them like they're going to anymore."

"I could try taking matters into my own hands... But it just doesn't do it for me."

"Cigarettes that help you quit chewing gum."