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Joke of the Day
"What's the real reason why SJWs hate guns? They don't come with trigger warnings."
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"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"
"Whats the worst thing about a Thai Masseuse Bride? They walk all over you."
"*wears reindeer antlers* *innocently smiles* *bats eyelashes* *steals your wallet*"
"I like to make things awkward at family gatherings by walking up behind each person and whispering 'I know what you did last Christmas'"
"I like my whisky like I like my women. Left in an oak barrel for at least 3 years, with very little oxygen"
"How you call a girl that doesnt do blowjobs ? You simply don't call her."
"Did you hear the one about the gay midget? He went up on a guy."
"How many hillbillies does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. A man, his wife, and his cousin"
"Japan's flag is like a pie chart of how much of Japan is Japan."