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Joke of the Day
"I met a Buffalo Sabers fan once."
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"People who like being photographed in natural light.. ..should be taken outside and shot."
"Nice try, black horses not named ShaNeighNeigh."
"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."
"Forget about whether or not you have curves, real women have brains."
"What do you call a gay guy in a wheelchair? Rolaids"
"HORSE: *walks into a bar* BARTENDER: Why the long face? HORSE: Updog BARTENDER: What's updog? HORSE: Not much just walking into a bar"
"*goes to Walgreens for memory pill supplements* *forgets what they're called*"
"[firetruck honks its obnoxiously loud horn] [goose in the distance hears it] ""Oh shit guys, that sounds like my wife. Gotta fly"""
"DR DOG: The test results came back. PATIENT: Oh God DR DOG: The tumor is-- *sees a squirrel out the window and takes off*"