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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist."

"[Very Racist] What is the difference between a black person and a bench? One can support a family of four."

"""I gotta 'A' in spelling"" Tony told his father. ""You dope!"" he replied. ""There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"""

"Hey, want to play the rape game? No? That's the spirit!"

"What's the difference between karate and judo? Karate is a method of self defense and judo is what bagels are made of."

"Q: How many Italians does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Two. One to change it and one to sprinkle it with Parmesan."

"It Looks Like a Booger But it's SNOT!"

"I don't have a problem sharing my funny stuff with ya'll here as you c0py & paste to your Facebook, it's the damn Twitter crew I can't stand with their self righteousness and egos."

"I'm hot blooded, check it & see/ I got a fever of 103/ why's everyone on the bus screaming/ maybe I shoulda wiped off the rectal thermometer"

"What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? Hide and Go Seek Champion, 1973."