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Joke of the Day
"What do all North Korean's say when you ask them how their day was? ""can't complain"""
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"Being gay is a choice... like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq"
"I was horrible in school... I failed math so many times, I can't even count"
"Damn girl, are you my Bachelor's degree because you wasted my time and now I hate you."
"it was the busta rhymes, it was the wursta rhymes"
"Some people go to church on Sunday mornings. I just grabbed snacks and crawled back in bed to watch porn and read tweets."
"forrest gump (1994): this film gave me very unrealistic expectations of what my life would be like as a huge idiot. 2/10"
"Running through a campground is impossible. You can only ran, because it's past tents."
"This is your brain. *holds up a brain* And this is your brain on drugs. *holds up a brain wearing a weird hat and a scarf*"
"You would never be able to live down to your reputation, but I see you're doing your best."