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Joke of the Day

"Being gay is a choice... like being black, poor, or an amputee. No one really made you go to Iraq"

"What percentage of the zombies are just chasing you down to tell you they're vegan?"

"How did a mom figure out her daughter had hit puberty? She kept wetting the bed."

"Just saw a large group of 20 yr olds saying a blessing before eating. Then I realized they were all just looking at their phones."

"What does a laser in a church sound like? Pew pew pew!"

"Why is it easier for married black men to cheat? Because their ring doesn't leave a tan line when they take it off!"

"Kraft have just opened up a new factory in Jerusalem... They've called it 'Cheeses of Nazareth'."

"Just finished my book about how to get laid at bars. It's called The Girl With the Lower-Back Tattoo."

"Almost had an accident due to texting while driving Barely hit send and some idiot slammed on his brakes! Luckily I only spilled my beer"

"Joke about jokes. I've never told this joke, but I have written it once."