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Joke of the Day

"What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower? Let's just say that his backstreet went more than one direction."

"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"

"Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike"

"Anytime you see a young man open a car door for his girlfriend either the car is new or the girlfriend is."

"The only B word you should ever call a woman is beautiful Bitches love being called beautiful"

"The real danger of running with scissors is that a rock might fall on you."

"Why does Santa never visit Jewish families on Christmas? Jew's houses dont have chimneys, they already fell for going into a house with them once! [NSFW]"

"MIL: You're going to give me a heart attack someday! M: Last time I checked you didn't even have a heart."

"So two guys walk into a bar... The first one orders h20, the second one says ""I'll have h20 too"". The second guy died."

"Ford should create an 8-cylinder Fusion model It would be a V8 Fusion"