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Joke of the Day

"Why do engineers confuse Christmas and Halloween? Because OCT 31= DEC 25"

"What do you call a wine convention in upstate New York? The Lake Champlain Champagne Campaign"

"Why did the chicken end up in the soup ? Because it ran out of cluck !"

"What's the best way to wrap up 2016? Debbie Reynolds Wrap."

"What did Jeffrey Dahmer sing as he went to the refrigerator? My Bologna had a first name."

"Q: Why did the New Yorker sleep under an oil tank? A: He wanted to wake up oily."

"When you talk to ghosts, they always tell the truth. When you speak with them, they're really transparent."

"So I decided to finally try one of those vegan stores It might have been the single most disappointing experience of my life they didn't have a single vegan for me to purchase"

"Me: If you take them out of their natural habitat they seek revenge by burning your tounge Sis: M: S: That's a pizza roll. You're high"

"Age is just a number. (That roughly indicates how close you are to menopausing/getting super ugly/dying)"