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Joke of the Day

"Cop: You were speeding so I'm going to be giving you a ticket Me: Ooh, could I win something Cop: Sort of, 2 more of these & you get a bike"

"Umlaut is a pretty fancy word for what are basically just letter nipples."

"There was a fire in the aromatherapy candle factory. Things are much calmer now."

"At last, I finally got around to watching the new episode of ""Doctor Who"" ... ... it was about time."

"Orion's Belt? A Waist of Space."

"I hope the meteorite crash in Russia doesn't affect the price of Vodka!"

"What do cannibal say when they say grace? ''We thank youLord for our daily dead!''"

"Best Joke which defines me I am married and not allowed to make decisions :D"

"What did the man say to the giant squid? What's kraken? JAJAJAJAJJAJJAJA"

"If you're going to Greece change your currency at the airport Nor sure how you're going to get 100 goats on a plane though Source: radio"