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Joke of the Day

"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"

"Two guys walked into a bar.. You would think one of them would of ducked!"

"Can't figure out why my dog licks his balls. They taste fcuking disgusting."

"Q: What did one angel say to the other? A: ""Halo."""

"Officer: Is that cocaine? Me: I dunno, let me smell... (Boom! No evidence!)"

"Necrophilia.. It puts the FUN in Funeral"

"I'm at my most financial consultant when I tell the McDonald's employee what my change back should be."

"I giveth, and I taketh away. Why? Because I recycleth."

"what does a good bar and a good woman have in common? Liquor in the front and poker in the back"

"Did you hear about the new drug that makes its users apathetic? It's called Crystal Meh"