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Joke of the Day
"I know a lot of jokes about unemployed people. But none of them work"
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"While driving, I hit a car driven by a little person. He ran up to me and said ""Hey asshole! I'm not happy!"", to which I replied.... ....""So which one *are* you then? """
"2 pedophiles are sitting on a bench and a 12-year-old girl runs by... One turns to the other and says, ""Man, I bet she used to be really hot!"""
"I had to defrost the fridge last night before bed. Or foreplay, as she calls it."
"""These orthodontic shoes are really great!"" - don't you mean *orthopedic*? ""I stand corrected."""
"What's the difference between an old cat and a little kitten? An old cat will bite and scratch, but a little pussy never hurt anybody."
"How do you know your letter is gay? It came in the mail."
"Don't worry if a fat guy comes to kidnap you... I told Santa all I want for Christmas is you."
"The Buddhist Mafia is called Karma."
"Very little scares me. So does very big."