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Joke of the Day

"So two guys walk into a bar... The first one orders h20, the second one says ""I'll have h20 too"". The second guy died."

"The reason no one likes my story about a broken pencil: It's pointless."

"This guy named Bill keeps sending me letters Says I owe him money or something"

"Renee Zellweger walked into a bar... ""Oh, so that's what happened!"""

"I found a spider in my shoes. He looks ridiculous, they're way too big for him."

"My doctor told me I had the airport flu. He says it's terminal."

"The horror of hearing the anesthesiologist say, ""YOLO,"" as he puts you under."

"Folks ask me why I still miss my wife after forty years. Well, I'm human and that bitch is still pretty quick on her feet."

"A lot of people don't realize that Shania Twain's father, Mark, was actually a pretty good writer."

"Why did the excluded tree grow? To be long."