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Joke of the Day
"""I got 99 problems, but falling asleep ain't one."" ~ Jay-ZZZ"
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"A homeless guy asked me for 50 cents for a sandwich. I said, ""First let me see the sandwich."""
"So a Jew, a blonde, and a Narcissistic billionaire walks into a bar... Then the bartender says: These presidental elections are starting to seem like a joke."
"What's more inbred than English monarchs? Wheat."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? Ack, ack, *choke*"
"With the Germany Argentina final on the way, we will finally know which one of the two Popes is God's favorite."
"What did the spice merchant say when someone knocked on his door? Cumin!"
"I once walked in on my brother having sex with my girlfriend. Needless to say I deflated her and threw her in the trash. #awkwardbreakup"
"It's scary living in Massachusetts... Every time I watch the news I hear about Mass shootings."
"I don't have a Fitbit. But I have a couple of fat bits."