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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear the one about the statistician? Probably"
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"What do you call the procedure for female to male sex change? A stitchadicktomy"
"If I'm introduced to a proctologist at a party ... ... do I shake his hand?"
"To be, or not to be, that is the question. Answer: FF [why?](/s ""2B OR NOT 2B = FF"")"
"How can a black woman tell if she's pregnant? When she takes out the tampon the cotton is already picked"
"What do you call a nun that walks in her sleep? A roamin' Catholic."
"What is the title of Martha Stewart's culinary anthology? ""Cooking: The Books"""
"Me: Just a glass of water Scientist waiter: You mean a glass of... yourself? You see, the body is made up of ok ok sit down I'll bring it"
"old people love to comment on news stories ""these are sad times we're living in"" like humans only recently started being pieces of shit"
"King Arthur wasn't pleased with the quality of his new table. The carpenter had cut some corners."