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Joke of the Day
"What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music? Progressive rock."
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"Raise the bar ..? Like, go and drink upstairs ..?"
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"Whenever someone makes a premature blanket conclusion based on a single piece of information... I automatically assume they're a complete idiot."
"there is no way you can prove that babies grow and are not instead replaced overnight with entirely new but slightly larger babies"
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