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Joke of the Day
"What's a Democrat's favorite genre of music? Progressive rock."
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"Why don't Mexicans cross the border in groups of three? Because it says ""No Trespassing""."
"Why did the hipster burn his mouth Because he drank his coffee before it was cool"
"Adults are always asking little kids what they want to be when they grow up because they're looking for ideas."
"What happened when Jesus 'screwed' around? He got *nailed*."
"No, I'm not telling my wife the reason we need a new blender is because I didn't remove the pit from the avocado, that's between us."
"There once was a man from Nantucket... Whose dick was so long he could suck it. He said with a grin, As he wiped off his chin: ""If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."""
"Lets all Twittercide at the same time & not tell a Will Smith parody account, 1 dog account, & all the zombie people just to freak him out."
"Me: I like how you dyed all the meat green for St. Patrick's Day. Chipotle manager: It's St. Patrick's Day?"
"I bought a guide on the internet on how to be a thief 3 months ago I Haven't received it yet.."