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Joke of the Day

"Things Women Over 30 Should Never Wear 1. exploding glove 2. ham sandwich 3. flaming fireplace 4. Dead bird helmet 6. shark eggs"

"What if the first tire-swing was left there as a warning to other tires?"

"A tiny Tarzan swinging from your Tampon string."

"My boss has stopped letting me leave early for my son's Little League games ever since he learned he's in his second year of college."

"Too ugly for the people I want. Too hot for the people who want me."

"Q: Why don't blacks fuck Afghans? A: Because they are going to make you blow."

"What's the difference between a Circumcision and a Crucifiction? With crucifictions, they throw the whole jew away."

"What did the little Mexican boy get for christmas? My bike."

"Why do Muslims not eat pork? Because MaHamHid"

"I once had a llama."