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Joke of the Day

"I like to abbrev."

"Me: When I was lying in bed, I found this huge lump. I need it removed. Doctor: Ma'am, that's your husband. Me: And your point is...?"

"I was telling a joke to my friend with dwarfism I became pretty awkward because it went right over his head."

"What is a pedophile's favorite musical note? A Minor."

"Rik Mayall jokes What does a man with a two-foot cock have for breakfast? This morning I had a boiled egg. Why did the pervert cross the road? He couldn't get his knob out of the chicken. RIP"

"For every IT topic.... ... there is a YouTube video with Indian guy explaining it"

"In a world full of lefts Nothing would be right."

"Descartes walks into the bar. The bartender asks him, ""will you have your usual tonight?"" Rene replies ""I think not"" and he disappears."

"What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt? It's not right, but it's OK"

"What's the problem with an invisible penis? You never see it coming."