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Joke of the Day

"How do you call playing games while it snows heavily? Blizzard Entertainment."

"I'd get in the back of their van if they told me they had a phone charger in it."

"Why don't women get hit by trains? There is no railroad tracks between the living room and the kitchen."

"Just about the time when you think you can make ends meet, somebody moves the ends."

"Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill? To reach the bottom. As told by my 5 y/o cousin."

"How can you call someone and sound fabulous? Use a homophone."

"Hey dude! Would we be considered in-laws if I slept with your wife? No... we'd be even."

"LPT: Always know what subreddit you are posting in"

"My key takeaway from Ghostbusters was that once you're dead, your Miranda rights don't count for shit."

"What's black, white, and red all over and can't turn around in a narrow hallway? A nun with a spear through her head."